meditation for anxietyAre you coming to be conscious? I do not indicate waking from a coma or a deep rest – at the very least, not actually. I indicate, are you becoming a lot more familiar with the ‘bigger image’ of your reason, purpose and also higher life lessons here on planet school?

Personal advancement, spiritual enlightenment, or whatever you want to call it, can sometimes call us a little too far into a ponderous frame of mind. So to bring some light-heartedness to this serious company of ending up being aware, let’s follow in the worthy steps of Jeff Foxworthy, and also discover some clues …

Serious Indicators of Becoming Conscious

You may be ending up being mindful if … you have an unexpected impulse to cross your legs, shut your eyes, and also begin shouting ‘om’ in the middle of an organisation meeting.

You might be coming to be mindful if … you cannot take a seat before the TELEVISION up until you have actually checked in with your spirit guides.

You may be coming to be mindful if … you have the tempting urge to begin gluing that old chevy in the lawn with stickers of rainbows and also unicorns.

You may be ending up being conscious if … your Super Dish event food selection consists of gluten-free granola, celery sticks, tofu pizza and also organic tea (organic, naturally).

You could be coming to be mindful if … you tell your youngsters they can’t go do their research till they have actually pulled an Angel Card as well as contemplated its deeper message.

You could be ending up being aware if … you really would instead spend that added 5 bucks on the organic version of the ‘death-by-chocolate’ cake with raspberry glaze as well as vanilla creme drizzle.

You may be coming to be conscious if … you’ve missed the last 3 America Idolizer shows because your stack of personal advancement books maintains seducing you away (and getting bigger).

You may be becoming aware if … your belly-button really does become a lot more fascinating than the young boys at the bar.

You may be ending up being mindful if … you have a sudden ‘aha!’ regarding Rosey Grier and also needle point.

You could be ending up being conscious if … Fox News causes sudden ruptured of hysterical laughter adhered to by – as quickly as you can capture your breath – striking the ‘off’ button.

Your Turn!

What’s your craziest sign that you ain’t who you made use of to be? How do you understand ‘you might be ending up being aware’? leave a remark and also allow us know.